'Second verse, same as the first...'

1. Today, I used the Graceland plate, plopped the donut on it, lit the
candle, congratulated myself on waking, conjured up some deep (not too) thoughts, and blew that bad boy out. Time just slides past your arch way when you're having fun. Earlier, I grabbed the fastest steed I could rope and giddy upped to the gym. Veni, vidi, vici.

2. Da Pope. Pro choice won't be waving their white hanky's. And the LGBTI nation referred to as 'evil' by his royal Vatican highness, will be jamming in the streets Feb. 28th. Before pointing the finger, externally, the Vatican should take a long, long look at their own shit; there have been numerous allegations of corruption, scandal and political infighting within the college of Cardinals. Unable to damage control the decades of sexual abuse, the VatiLeaks (the Butler did it!) scandal exposed how surreal, conservative and out of touch this Pontiff has been.

3. Yeah, 'Who's got it better than us?' 'Everyone!!' The collective cry of the 4,200 passengers of the Carnival cruise ship that were stranded at sea for 5 days without the amenities...

4. The Super Bowl. I told you so.

5. Is Jessica Chastain's performance really going to go down with the sabotaged ZD 30?

6. Uh, that fireball that showered Siberia. What if the meteor trailed
across the sky, Dec.21, 2012. Just saying...