Friday, February 26, 2010

Kissing the gold


Complete and total domination. Awarded the highest marks under the new scoring rules, the Kim Yu-Na dynasty began tonight. It was the triple crown; the prefect no hit game; the Grand Prix, World cup and the mother of all Grand Slams. The greatest exhibition of figure skating evah. South Korea is drowning in OB (Korean beer). What percentage of the inebriated population will wake up tomorrow with Kim Yu-Na tattoos, ink, etched in a riotous haze from the previous night? Kiss the ring. There's a new sheriff in town.

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