Friday, January 14, 2011

...And Jupiter aligns with Mars...


1. When the moon is in the 7th house...so, there's this guy, an astrologer, in Minnesota who shook up the psychic-mystic world this week by proclaiming that since the firmament is constantly moving, the astrological world, signs, days etc, had grown outdated and needed tinkering. An early Aries, according to this guy's paper, might ditch the ram horns and the life long horoscope clippings of all things Arien and move one slot up or down (depending on your view) to the house of Pisces. Hmmm. Uh, let me get this straight, the world's astrological signs, has suddenly been tweaked by some white guy in Minnesota? The earth wobbles. Hiccup. The sun's path alters slightly. If it ain't broke on the horizon, it might not need a fix.

2. Rooney Mara. Actor. Fincher's Salander. Has great pedigree. The Rooney's and the Mara's, respected families, dynasties, in the sports world, own two of the fabled and oldest NFL franchises: the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the New York Giants. The facts you learn net surfing.

3. Since we're kinda on the subject...the sports website, Deadspin, who published the alleged lewd cell phone photos and text messages from Brett Favre when he was a member of the NY Jets went viral with another priceless Jets expose. In a bizarre video that features Jets, head coach Rex Ryan (we never see his face, only hear his voice and his wife, Michelle)...hard to believe it's not them, uh, though, he does have a twin, but she unfortunately does not... in 5 minutes of a WTF foot fetish re-enactment that is hysterically bad, really really bad...has gleefully become the butt of New England jokes. See sly Wes Welker for confirmation.

4. The Tucson shootings...whither the Age of Aquarius?

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